“posting a gif and sourcing it to the staff blog is fraud lol k gonna suspend thousands of you with no warning now”

“there’s no e in tumblr if you make extensions we’re gonna ban you”

“you know how they say when you sleep with someone you’re sleeping with all the people they’ve ever slept with well now when you reblog something you get all the tags of all the people who reblogged it before you”

“also we turned off wrap tags for no reason so now your tags go running off the page and into the wild blue yonder”

“i have no idea what the word ‘shortly’ means i just throw it around like i’m some college professor”

(via brocreate)