“Can’t Help Falling In Love” — covered by Fleet Foxes
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Craig Ferguson sings Over at the Frankenstein Place from Rocky Horror Picture Show
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it was a dark night in a city that knew how to keep its secrets. i was on the thirteenth floor of the acme building, keeping myself company by nursing a bottle of scotch. i’d had a dry spell with cases recently, but damned if i was gonna go thirsty because of it.
my landlord had been ragging on me to pay my rent, so i had taken to sleeping in my office. margo had just left for the night — when i heard a knock at the door. ‘come in!’ i said, thinking that she had left her purse behind. and then she walked in, a dame with legs a mile long and fur the color of fresh snow.
she was as fine a purebred as i’d ever seen.
”i need your help, mewrlowe,” she said in a breathy voice. well, she wasn’t from around here, that’s for sure.
“take a seat,” i said. “care for a smoke?”
with a vague wave of her paw, she dismissed my attempts at courtesy. she went right to the point of her visit. “my owner’s been missing for a week now. i think she may be dead.”
oh, it was going to be one of those cases.
i lit a cigarette and waited for her to continue…
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slapshot- | ssats | zukois2innocent
That’s right, it’s a 38 foot wide human transmutation circle! Took four hours and two buckets of chalk, completed by me and my two buddies in my cul-de-sac. Covered in chalk and asphalt from head to toe, and neighbors may or may not think we are satan worshippers. Worth it? I think yes.
That is amazing.
Hahaha so dope!
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