the plot of ouran high school host club is literally “senpai won’t stop noticing me”

  • Spice Girls: YO-
  • Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq

danielmcbatman:

  • Abraham Lincoln never fought vampires or zombies
  • Adolph Hitler was not machine gunned to death in a movie theater in Paris
  • Marty McFly did not invent Rock and Roll
  • Richard Nixon never dispatched Dr. Manhattan to end the Vietnam War

You never complained about these…

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

resetty:

welcome to my blog i hope you like gay men

I felt a tremendous distance between me and everything real.
Hunter S. Thompson (via loveyourchaos)
  • Kris: Calling him a bitchface while shouting profanities and marriage proposals at his airport pictures.
  • Luhan: Sobbing over his doll-like features and shipping him with everyone and their mother.
  • Tao: Threatening to punch him in the face if he doesn't stop oozing kawaii glitter out of his pores.
  • Lay: Cracking unicorn jokes like there's no tomorrow before sobbing hysterically over his dimple as "Nobody" by the Wonder Girls plays in the background.
  • Chen: Making fun of his inability to say girl properly because gull chenchen is a dansheen masheen.
  • Xiumin: Forever a bun. That's it. Baozi. BAOZI FOR LIFE.
  • Suho: Calling him a greasy old man that can't control his children because how's that arthritis feeling lately?
  • Kai: Calling him a whore because bitch can't keep his clothes on.
  • D.O: Laughing at his derp and then profusely begging to let us love him.
  • Sehun: Curling up into fetal position before rocking back and forth as we call him a brat and cry over the fact that oh mi ja, with his stupid pink tongue, is jailbait.
  • Chanyeol: Constantly wondering why he looks like he's on crack every second of every day and then proceeding to gif all of his overly enthusiastic responses.
  • Baekhyun: Hey bacon, seen any light switches lately?

when you read asoiaf you either scream or you sob there is no middle ground

  • approximate time needed to watch a 50 minute episode: 4 hours